As David said..... They are just going to tell me to **** faster. I'll go ahead and admit it. Getting paid to poop kicks ***.
My brother has an ap on his phone that works as a timer and will tell you how much money you were paid while at work on the crapper. You should download it with your epicly long work deuces.
Wadding up a bunch of toilet paper and throwing it usually works. Or if there is a plunger handy, chuck it over the stall. Once in awhile the vibration from the smash will trigger the sensor as well (very seldom though unless you have an epic one brewing).
1. Were you on BHC? I'm sure at some point. 2. Did you pad? Hell yeah. 3. Im curious how long the timer is for. Don't know. Guessing 10 min? Maybe 15? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
You're not suppose to be ringing the chickens neck during company time. Therefore.... the automatic off lights.