I have a serious problem.

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  1. BJE80

    BJE80 Legendary Woodsman

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    I have the shi*s bad and our gun season starts tomorrow. I'm eating cheese like crazy to do the inverse of a laxative but it's not working. Any tips?

    Btw, I am qualifying this as a drunk post.


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    Bring tp
     
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    Vendetta Die Hard Bowhunter

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    That make this stuff called immodium ad... invest in some
     
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    ISiman/OH Die Hard Bowhunter

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    It shall pass in due time.
     
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  6. Sticknstringarchery

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    Dude! Watch it with the cheese. You'll be hurting something bad come tomorrow! Maybe too late now but, the cramps from the opposite will suck in the stand tomorrow!
     
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  7. Tony

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    This, ya dodo!
     
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    When ever my buddies and I travel to far off lands to hunt, fish, golf or whatever.... I'm always in charge of $hitKits. A kit consist of 6 half paper towels and a travel pack of butt wipes squashed flat in a zip lock baggie. Put one in your fishing vest, your golf bag or hunting pack. You're always prepared. You can always find a tree to hide behind.

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  9. Tony

    Tony Legendary Woodsman

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    Golf????? You chit on a golf course??? You sick, old Bastage!
     
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    If I see this picture over more time.....
     
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    happened to me BAD last year!!!!! i lost over 20lbs. got back from London and was sick as a dog during my week off from work. they renamed the bathroom after me at the lodge where i was staying bow hunting that week. when i finally went home i went to the hospital and took 4 bags of fluids!!!!!! i ended up having a parasite. medicine was all that was gonna help me, but that over the counter stuff would be the best option. hope you feel better, i wouldnt wish that on my worse foe!
     
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  12. davidmil

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    NO... you walk off into the woods if it's real urgent. It has happened in my group... but not me.
     
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    Things seem to be "calming down. At a fish fry at local bar right now. I'm fairly confident I will be be ok tomorrow. Deer will die.


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  14. Tony

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    David, true story... I was golfing with a co-worker one Saturday years ago...it was very cool out early, but going to be a warm one, so he had a sweater on ...

    we get thru the first hole .... he farts.....only it was a shart....he had white shorts on that quickly turned wet and brown. I about peed my pants laughing ... it gets better....so I am thinking he is going to want to leave...but no, he takes his sweater off and ties it around his waist!

    We finished 18 holes of golf, me trying to stay upwind of him :D
     
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  15. BJE80

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    I suggest a cork!
     
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  17. Sticknstringarchery

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    I hope the fish fry is doing you right today. That was a risky move!
     
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    What in the hell is this...LOL

    We need a separate, drunk posting forum.
     
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  19. Sticknstringarchery

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    Wouldn't be able to find it after a few so it wouldn't matter anyways.
     
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    You better get it under control. NYbowhunter can tell you what happens if you don't. Just make sure you keep your grunt tube out of the line of fire.
     
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    And woods ****s are never a one wiper too...


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