Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

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    I can’t take my dog anywhere that has screen doors. He is like the kool-aid man. He runs straight through them like a hot knife through butter. As soon as he goes through it he realizes he did it then cowers down because he knowns he has done wrong. He doesn’t mean to do it, he just loves people and gets too excited when he sees somebody new outside and runs to say what’s up and forgets that there is a screen there.
     
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    We did.. Mrs Jessup. She wore yoga pants before they were even cool and rocked the whale tail every single day of 7th grade social studies. She is actually up for parole this year. They locked her up for banging a 9yr old. Kind of offensive considering that we were 12 at the time and the entire male population of the class was dying for that opportunity.
     
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    Missed it by that much:bigcry:
     
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    No ****… but in the long run it prepared me… Most folks reach their late 30’s/early 40’s and realize they’re too old to do certain things… I however learned at the tender age of 14 that I was too old to bang the hot social studies teacher.
     
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    I hope he was gentle at least


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    SHE was a smoke show. Can’t comment on the gentile aspect since I was too old.
     
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    both need to get off the sofa and exercise, that one is a hog ... soon she'll be wearing leopard print stretchies and going to Walmart ....
     
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