that reminds me of when me and my cousin drove out to Idaho for elk. Driving through Wyoming in the middle of the night, I have no idea how we didn't die. Booner after booner mulies just standing in the road, on the side of the road, running in front of us (towing a double axle flat bed trailer with all our gear) and I was going on driving for about 12 hours straight with no sleep so I had major tunnel vision. First time in my life that I had to pull over to take a nap and wait for daylight.
that and one of my a*hole dogs apparently started crapping on the deck last winter. And must've only done it at night because I never saw them do it and I usually watch them out the window as they play when it's daylight.
Our dog did that a time or 2 this winter while it was snowing or right after a snow. Let her out and she squats right on the deck... Even if we are watching there is nothing you can do as soon as they start to squat haha.
I am 80% sure which one it is (female) because the other one (male) likes to crap along the fenceline. She just goes wherever. Plus he usually has to work one up by doing a couple rounds around the yard. I did catch him pissing on the deck a couple times this winter; but I think it's because he's getting older and lazy, especially in the AM.