What does chic-fl-a and Antonio Brown have in common.................................................... THEY BOTH DON'T WORK ON SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best. The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength … None in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all... hawk, lion and stinker.
A drunk guy walks into a bar… He says: “Bartender, Pour everyone here a drink, pour one for yourself and give me the bill.” The bartender does just that and hands him the bill. The drunk goes: “Oh I don’t have enough money” The bartender slaps him a few times and tosses him out. The next day the same guy walks into the bar, drunk again. He says: Bartender, Pour everyone here a drink, pour one for yourself and give me the bill.” The bartender thinks that no-one would be stupid enough to pull that trick twice, so he gives the drunk the benefit of the doubt and pours everyone a drink, including himself. He hands the drunk the bill and, just like last time, he goes: “I don’t have enough money.” The bartender slaps him silly and tosses him out. The next day he walks in Again, and says: “Pour everyone on this side of the bar a drink.” The bartender goes: “What, no drink for me?”‘ The guy says: “No way, you get violent when you drink!”
Just found out why "The Old Man" has been away from here so much. He got himself a new 4WD rig. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Be careful out there my friend!
A woman who lived next door to a preacher was puzzled by his personality change in the pulpit. At home he was shy, quiet and retiring but in the church he was a real fire and brimstone orator, rousing the masses in the name of God. It was as if he was two different people. One day she asked him about the dramatic transformation that came over him when he preached. “Ah,” he said, “that’s my altar ego.”
My computer skills are limited! It shows up on my screen but have no idea why you can't see it????? .
Try "Upload a File" first, wait until it shows up as thumbnail pic in the bottom of our post, and then drag it to the text field with the mouse. Worked for me.
