At least his shirt covers up. Wife and I saw a rather large woman with low rise jeans. Her crack would make ANY plumber proud... Wife blurted out, "good god, where's the eye bleach!"
Besides the obvious reasons to not like Ted, I have an extremely good one. When Oklahoma was considering crossbows the department of wildlife sat down with a group of archers and came up with an outstanding plan, make crossbow hunting it's own season, kinda like black powder. Separate tag sales, one week dedicated in October and December. Then Ted came to town and bent some pickle smooching legislators ear and the next thing you know a bill is getting rushed through and voted on and whataya know, crossbows are archery equipment and they get to enjoy the full season. I know to each their own but Uncle Ted should have stayed in his lane.
