I can't stand people who put kids on a leash. My MIL suggested she should do it when watching our oldest when he was toddler. I told her to get off her fat butt and keep up with him because if she put him on a leash and treated him like a dog, I would put her down like a rabid dog. She hasn't argued with me in seven years.
Congratulations on reaching 100 pages of random, meaningless, nothingness. I knew this was just the crew to make it happen. Have a safe and fun Labor Day weekend and remember, as my favorite poet Robert Frost always said; "good fences make for good neighbors".