10 Things That’ll Make You Wanna Cuss in the Treestand

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    When you hang your bow and get everything set but forget to nock an arrow.
     
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    No deer come to visit, even though they were there the day before the season started.

    That would make me say some cuss words.
     
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    You walk out to your stand early in the morning. Climb up and get situated and your letting the woods get quiet again and just as it’s breaking dawn your stomach gurgles and the pressure builds.......
     
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    That rogue branch...
     
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    Driving 2 hours then walk a mile to get in your stand before daylight climb into your stand try to put on your jacket and realize you have your sons small vs your 2xl. I froze my ass off that day.


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    Got all set up and dropped my release from my stand this year. It was a pre set stand that was high up. Man what a pain in the butt!
     
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    Having to piss, holding it and when you finally do two does coming walking in and just stare at you. Meanwhile, you dont want to move and spook them but its 28° with a 9mph wind so your willy is getting pretty chilly. *** ******
     
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    I’ve peed myself cause I couldn’t get my layers off. I woke up from dozing off and realized I had to go super bad. When I stood up it hit me. I figured I’d climb down and go for a short walk to relieve myself. Halfway down the ladder I knew it was going to be a close call. My multiple base layers were so overlapped I wasn’t even close to getting it whipped out in time. That was horrible.
     

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