One of our resort guests had an "emergency" while out kayaking on the lake. She pulled up on the beaverdam and proceeded to drop a deuce right in front of my dad's trail cam. She was a mid 60 year old lady built like Olive Oyl. ... you can't unsee that. ... the horror.
Eww... even if it still existed, I could not, in good faith, subject the good people of this forum to such things. Picture the two of us, all excited to see what he got on cam. Huddled around the laptop, noses inches from the screen. Deer. Deer. Oooo, a moose! Wolf. Fisher. Deer. AHHHHHH!!!!! ... I can still hear the screams.