That was pretty good. I was thinking crazy, dementia or just straight up beyond help at first. Although I live in CA so there's no "F"ing way I'd hug a stranger like that. NO chance crazy old bat!
And we're all extremely happy for you... What size would you like your "Internet Grammar Police Department" shirt?
you had me. but I did question where is store security helping you out? and boy that cashier is going to lose her job for that one! nice story!
