February 2nd and the groundhog arises from its hole to see a shadow. The shadow of my front left tire. Six more weeks of winter, but not for him.
I recently went to a zoo that only had one animal. A dog. It was a shih tzu.
Drill a hole in the ice and dump them in the lake. There’s lots of little bugs and things in there that would love the free meal.
I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century," she said. "We don't waste money on...
What’s the difference between Elon Musk and God? God doesn’t think he’s Elon Musk!!!
I recognize that look from the first time I took my wife ice fishing. :biggrin:
A woman met her husband at the train station after work for the ride home. He looked haggard, so she asked, "Rough day?" "You bet it was," he...
Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We had that barn...
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on...
Will your neighbor think anything of you calling the CO? Not worth upsetting them if you think it would. Then I would call and fill the CO in on...
Shoot!!! I was so looking forward to fishing Lake Upsala.
The wonders of water: If you’re feeling down, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed. It’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
I’m sick and tired of hearing about Harry’s “Spare”. In my opinion its all about Megan being upset about her life as a Princess not being all she...
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? Don’t know, don’t care.
A drunk man was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and...
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