I was wondering if that one might strike a nerve with someone. I usually don’t post if I wonder too much about insulting anyone. Just know I mean...
Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency...
Two Roofers, Bob and Dan, were putting a new roof on a barn when a bundle of shingles slid down the slope and knocked the ladder over. Bob and Dan...
A doctor remarked on his patients, ruddy, very red complexion. "I know," said the patient, "it's from high blood pressure and it's from my...
Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her birthday. "Suppose we open a savings account for you?" mother...
An important and very well publicized murder trial was soon to begin. In preparation for the trial, the tiresome jury selection process took...
A guy driving along the highway at 70mph sees a chicken running alongside the car and keeping up. Crazy enough the chicken has three legs! The guy...
I have just been reading that, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when it’s raining in Sweden. And I’m thinking, “Who the heck is going...
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother...
If a cow doesn’t produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?
A man married two women, Kate for her money, an Edith for her body. He regularly spent 2 weeks of each month at each wife’s home and of course...
I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I'd not seen in years. "This is Beth," I said, introducing my kid. "And what's Beth short...
We are all blessed with His love and grace!
A blonde was pulling into Walmart, with her Labrador puppy in the back of the truck. She said to herself, “I’ll just be a minute.” She thought...
A redneck calls up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." Receptionist: "What...
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