Two Irish Nuns have just arrived in USA by boat, and one says to the other,
"I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs."
Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The...
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and...
Oldie but still makes me scratch my head.
After being married for fifty-five years, a wife asked her husband
to describe her.
He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E,...
If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you.
My prayers for your family especially your grandson.
You sure do know the right things to say to your Doctor OM.
Along those same lines, I was at my Doctors several years ago and we were discussing...
Ground was white and it was 21* when I went to bed last night. By 7 o-clock this morning the snow was all gone, the temp was 48* and we had 30mph...
One of the best drummers of all time!
Does the phrase, "YOU SUCK" mean anything to you?
JK. Think of all the fun you're missing.
Used in this order.
Honda Pioneer w/5' blade.
8n Ford w/5' back blade.
John Deere 2720 w/5' blade.
856 International w/8' bucket.
If the 100 HP...
For my New Years resolution, I named my bathroom Jim.
Now I can truthfully tell everyone that I go to the gym every day!!!!!
Someone asked an old man:
“Even after 70 years, you still call your wife, darling, honey, luv. What's the secret?”
Old man: “I forgot her name...
One of your best OM!
(But only us "more mature" types will get it!)
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