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  1. elkguide liked The Old Man's post in the thread Joke of the day..

    A man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour...

    Aug 24, 2019 at 11:20 AM
  2. elkguide liked The Old Man's post in the thread Joke of the day..

    I was pulled over last night and the officer asked me if I had a police record. I told him, “No, but I have a couple albums by Sting.”...

    Aug 23, 2019 at 1:08 PM
  3. elkguide replied to the thread Joke of the day..

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    Aug 21, 2019 at 8:50 PM
  4. elkguide liked The Old Man's post in the thread Joke of the day..

    I really am a dog lover. Just thought this would be tolerable in the joke thread.

    Aug 21, 2019 at 5:40 PM
  5. elkguide replied to the thread Joke of the day..

    Sorry but that is NOT funny.

    Aug 21, 2019 at 1:51 PM
  6. elkguide liked The Old Man's post in the thread Joke of the day..

    A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom & Pop” grocery store picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent....

    Aug 21, 2019 at 1:51 PM
  7. elkguide liked The Old Man's post in the thread Joke of the day..

    A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?" He replied, "No, there is a whole series of...

    Aug 20, 2019 at 7:38 PM
  8. elkguide liked The Old Man's post in the thread Joke of the day..

    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I’d...

    Aug 19, 2019 at 9:20 AM