Why must old guys stand around in gym locker rooms naked?

hahaha

Chapter 8
"Crop dusting is for farmers..."
-Ok so it's kind of funny to watch peoples reaction when someone goes off in an area but it's not enjoyable to be on the receiving end.
-Find a vacated area or head to the locker room

 

Chapter 8

If I wanted to talk to you I'd take my ear buds out

 

ahhhh so true


Chapter 10 (had this happen this AM)
"Seats taken...."
-This isn't a restaurant where you can make reservations
-You aren't a dog that can mark territory
-If your using a machine...use it...dont' lay your towel over it and dissapear to the other side of the gym for 10 minutes cycling through other workouts.
-Once you reach 5 minutes of vacancy....I'm movin your ****....oh and don't show up on my second set and ask me if I want to "work in"...nope...however would you like too?

 

This....so much this!!!

 

I'm not sure about you but my armpits are above my waist. You may want to change the title of this chapter to...

"Community blowdryers...keep em above the neck"

 

Your right. Good catch. That's what I meant.

 

Hooker invented it. Surprised he has a problem seeing other old guy's balls.

Tim

 

Are they wearing Tom's?

They are probably afraid that if they put on the wrong kind of shorts you will ridicule them........just sayin'.

 

Threads like this keep the masses coming back.


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Because we can.

 

Lol! If they wear cargo shorts they are askin for it.

 

Some of them might be cruisen for a piece of ***. We were at our friend house a few weeks ago (Gay Couple) and I brought this up. I was informed that there is a known group of gay men that frequent my gym and like to strut their stuff to earn street cred. I'm not sure how the 400# Naked dude is getting cred but he keeps walking around with his Dani DeVito look from Batman, not a good sight to see.

 

Because back in the day, they had to stand around naked in the locker room or coach would beat you.

'Murica!

 

This is for Hooker.

We watched a Korean movie today. It was about women in a Korean women's prison who form a choir. (It wasn't a "women in prison flick.) The lead was Kim Yun-jin who is a fantastic actress. I was in tears for most of the movie. It was sad but also happy-sad, if you know what I mean.

Anyway, the reason I thought of Hooker was because it looked like all the women were wearing TOMS.

 

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-Bill

 

I have come to the conclusion that once you reach, 65 you can say or do whatever the hell you want and it is completely acceptable. If i said some things ive heard some old boys say, id be in jail.....