Its a lot like the seats on those little scooters that the fat chicks ride at Wal-Mart, who gets to wipe that sweatyazz nauga hide seat cover off at the end of a hot July afternoon?
Cause once ya hit 50 you have most likely lost all your shame and scrupples and don't give a hoot who sees your junk! LOL
Just remember when you were young, and they said that there would be no side effects from long term or prolong use of marijuana. Well They Lied to ya !
Yes Tony, I like staring at old balls. Freaking love it. I dream of it. Like this morning when I walk in to the locker room and this 300 lb old guy has one legged propped up on the bench, just chatting away about the weather, all the while, there are his delicious, wrinkly balls, just a jiggling away. That is the stuff that gets me all kinda of hot.
Was he wearing a wife beater and drinking mass produced beer? That would have been the icing on the cake. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk www.skyangler.com
Hooker....now you started it. I workout at XSport (primarily Chicagoland area) and over the years I have said that I want to write a Locker Room/Gym Etiquette for dummies book. So here are just a few chapters I've thought of.... Chapter One "It's called a towel...wrap it up" -If your using the towel properly, your balls don't have to contact the counter where people brush their teeth Chapter Two "Hit the showers.....emphasis on hit" -Hit the showers don't setup shop in there! -It's the mens locker room, there should be shot clocks where the buzzer goes off after 2 minutes. There's a line out here dude, stop shaving your ...... and let's get a move on. -Oh and it's a shower....not a changing room. Did you seriously just come out of there fully dressed? Chapter Three "Community blowdryers...keep em above the waist" -Do you need to blowdry your pits...your nuts...and the squirrel caught in your backside? Chapter Four "Hey Johnny grunts-a-lot...." -I get that your trying to max out...but I shouldn't be able to hear each rep from accross the gym Chapter Five "Use the short-stack KoolAide Man" -There are two waterfountains, one higher than the other. Don't stand at the tall guy filling up your entire gallon jug of water while there are two people waiting for a sip. Use the shorter fountain....OH YEAH! Chapter Six "I sweat, you sweat...." -SO CLEAN IT UP! -They don't have paper towls and spray bottles of sanitizer around for nothing. Clearly I have issues...but am I alone here? There's more but maybe someone else can add some chapters!?
How about don't lift the weights up to workout with them if you can't lift them back up to place them back on the rack. I hate walking around tripping over dumbells all over the floor while the guy has moved on the something else. And don't drop the weights every time to get us all to look over at you. WTH.
Its threads like this that keep me going to the gym, as we age we loss some of the self confidence we had as youths, but just knowing I can still turn a few heads, get a few glances looks, gives me a great feeling inside, thanks for noticing !
