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  1. Sota

    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    Headed out the side door of the garage, blasting like frank renolds.
     
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    Birdswacker Weekend Warrior

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    Your 410 is probably shivering in the corner?
    Go warm her up!!
     
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    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    I have to take care of business before city folk come up for the weekend, I love to tell them that there are loaded firearms in a couple rooms in the structure, they squirm a little and are uncomfortable, they have never been safer. Cameras and 3 dogs that alert within 50 yards nobody is getting close, and nobody would try. If I go outside Saturday morning and I see target species at 6 am there will be a preplanned offensive deployed, do not care who is sleeping in. Crazy Uncle Tim gunplay.
     
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    Birdswacker Weekend Warrior

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    Getem Rambo!!
     
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    I like the way you think Sota:cool:

    I could have a family reunion at my cabin with 100 people and if I seen a red squirrel, there would be gunfire.
     
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    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    There will be blood
     
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    In about a month, i will be on crow patrol. Bastards steal my pears! Now that im retired, they will learn the hard way not to mess with my trees!
     
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    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    Owl decoy and I would go 3 shot 3" mag, they get smart fast. But your message will be delivered.
     
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    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    The chipmunks and reds are staying outside the permiter not so brazen anymore, make no mistake they will be hunted and eliminated. Much like the ant's on the stone staircase your settlement will be killed and eliminated you are not welcome.
     
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    So evidently the red squirrels have heard stories of Baba Yaga, one was in a red pine, silently chewing pine buds. I saw a piece bark fall and I scanned the tree, a silent red squirrel. I am not the boogeyman red squirrel I am the one you send to kill the boogeyman, shot him in the face as he looked down at me, he fell dead to the ground the turtles in the bay will eat well.
     
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    I want to bait them and tannerite the last of the colony, females, the youth, chipmunks and red squirrels feasting together and suddenly an explosion. followed up by 410 loads on the maimed. Chipmunks and red squirrels are not welcome at the Continental.
     
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    You need to build a squirrel catapult. Aim it at the lake and wait inside with the trigger. Launch those suckers into the lake!

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    Nope they must be killed and the kill verified.
     
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    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    I have told you to leave if you do not I have aquired a very particular set of skills over a long career, if you do not leave I will find you and kill you, your whole family every single offspring.
     
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    camo75 Die Hard Bowhunter

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    We should have a squirrel death thread. Sons of witches have chewed wires on 2 of my vehicles.

    I’m in for the killing….
     
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    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    Baba Yaga was up early today, body count 3. 2 chipmunks 1 red.
     
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    I take no joy in taking life, it is my task as Baba Yaga to exteriminate and destroy any settlement. I told you like the ants do not come here I will kill and destroy any attempt at settlement, avoidable, you will be met with vengance and hostitility.
     
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    Odd man out here Sota.
    I take no thrill killing an animal but..., I do eel a bit giddy shooting a squirrel in the face whilst scolding me from a tree after he got into the air intake of my truck and chewed up a brand new 30.00$ aircleaner.
     
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