Fletch's 2019-2020 Semi Sarcastic BS Thread

And, I am going to the dentist this afternoon, thanks for that...

 

I'm heading there myself for my first root canal fml

 

wowwwwwwwwwww
I don't know who's worse; Swampie for posting or me for not being able to NOT laugh at this.

 

I hate chihuahuas but that's pretty clever.

 

I believe that really happened. Poodles are diabolical and smart.
Our goldendoodle has figured out that when she wants to steal our other dog's spot on the dog bed or a toy he is hoarding, all she has to do is go to the front window and bark like someone's here. The other one can't help himself, forgets whatever he was doing and goes full tilt 'roid raging at the door, she runs around from the other side and takes whatever she wanted. She probably does this at least once a day.

Should have named her Pavlov.

 

Not as much as I do.

 

maybe someone should create a chihuahua-themed thread titled "Sota"

 

There you go, we can periodically fill it with chihuahua pictures and ping him.
what do you think @Sota

 

Not needed Pita usually has me pissed at her before I leave in the morning. Yapping little **** that feels the need to bark at everything.

 

lololol

your dog is named Pita? as in P.I.T.A.?

you come up with the best pet names.

 

She lives up to her name every single day.

 

Things Texans never say

 

That is a great name, especially for a chihuahua.

The dog in my avatar is named M.F.Jones and has lived up to it his entire life. I couldn't have picked a better one.

 

Pita started barking at the Canada geese then I figured out why, when we are gone during the day the geese come in her yard and she can see them in the yard from the dog room. I imagine her losing her **** and barking her head off at them.