Hahaha... One of the best ways to tell if somebody actually spends a lot of time out in the woods or is just pretending because they think it makes them look cool is to lead them through some thick brush and see whether they get smacked in the face by every stick and branch you push out of the way or if they leave some distance between you and them.
Can not begin to explain how true that is, years spent as a fire crew boss leading 19 people in and out of the woods. Spacing people tool spacing swinging polaskies space for safety and the chuckle heads forget it when they are walking out end of shift. Un F yourself numbnuts momma is not here to keep you safe, my words may hurt your feelings but I will be damned if I am filling out injury report because you can't figure it out.
To everyone that posts "stupid Meems" I thank you. Way better than a debate to try to persuade another that their political beliefs are wrong.
I would not call those with convictions that differ from me idiots. We used to be able to agree to disagree.
While I appreciate the meem I am glad to not being a **** measuring bow hunter anymore. Have heads on the wall, euros and etc. I just want to be warm eating tender venison on a cold November morning.
Put that on a T shirt **** measuring bow hunter. Crossbows excluded, because well just because. (they cheat they have extension)
The part about fawns is not true. I shot a trophy fawn earlier in the season and showed everyone I know. Even turned it in for the BH.com deer contest. Biggest damn 8 month old deer I’ve ever seen. I wish I’d taken a picture of the back straps on that beast. All the “tasty two pointers” and even most of the 4 & 6 pointers in the woods were afraid of her even though she didn’t even have antlers.
