I bought a Rubiks Cube the other day on a whim...I always wanted one when I was a kid but never got one for some reason. Now, as I sit here fiddling with this innocent looking toy.... I want to dig my eyeballs out with a spoon and smash them with a book. I wonder how many people these cursed damn things have forced into a fit of depression and violent suicide. I wonder how long I'll take it before I pull it apart just for the simple pleasure of seeing the scattered pieces jumble across the floor as I curse and scream. Now I realize how lucky I was as a child that the folks never bought me one and for some odd reason I never spent my summer job money on one. ATV's, Bicycles, BB guns, archery, modern firearms, sports, girlfriends, parties....college. None of those can hold a candle to the damnable threat posed by this little 3x3 SOB. LOL. Well, that was a pretty long five minutes...probably a third of the time it'll take to pick up these pieces so I don't step on one and actually break my neck sometime over night while stumbling through a dark house. P.S. It was actually more fun putting it back together than cussing it in enraged frustration. Oh look, it's solved too. Now I can brag about solving it when people see it on the shelf. Life is good again.
Ha, yeah it's amazing watching kids flip these things around on youtube. They're fun to mess with, I actually about have this one solved already.
I think Dr Dre said if at first you don't succeed won't hurt to try some weed. It is a game, a toy relax. Not that I am recommending recreational drug use but really pointless to get pissed about it. Put down the phone and hunt.
