Bad pick up lines...

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    A co-worker is going to a party this weekend and he is suppose to bring along a pick up line. We have found a few and have been laughing quite a bit.

    Give me your "best" bad pick up line...
     
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    I've got 3 pretty funny ones. I suspect these are supposed to be comical ones, yes?

    Look at someone's shirt tag and say "Just as I suspected...made in heaven."

    Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
     
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    You remind me of my little toe...I can see myself banging you on the table later.
     
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    This was what I was going to say.

    Also watched a guy once use:

    Do you like apples?
    How about I take you behind the bar and nail you in the a$$, how do you like them apples?

    It didn't work.
     
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