Things you don't expect your wife to say

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  1. Germ

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    I open the gun safe yesterday and my wife said "I don't think we have enough guns, go get some more".

    I nearly fainted.
     
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    How did you cut through the sarcasm?
     
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    Funny, my wife just realized that the small skylights in the turret being built on the new house are actually bc I designed it to be a snipers nest. She just thought the steel plates on the inside were "aesthetic".
     
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    Honey, meet me in the bedroom

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    I am not mad you didn't find the deer and were gone all day looking for it. The kids and I had a great time without you...I still find it hard to believe she said it. Keep wondering how and when I will end up paying for it.
     
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    If my wife said that to me it would make me think how much did you spend on what?
     
    Sota, Oct 1, 2019
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    Oh my, it's so big!
     
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    "I'm going out of town for the weekend with my sister and I'm bringing the kids". Nearly brought me to tears.
     
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    You don't get offers like that every day.
     
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    How fitting this thread is here. This was earlier. GD I love that woman. Screenshot_20191008-134517.jpeg
     
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    Nope. Didnt happen to me. A guy i know at work got his girl friend pregnant. His wife was so impressed, she took half his ****. Lol.

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    Oh **** ....
    That’s so depressing it’s damn near funny


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    Damn that is expensive
     
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    You can’t believe what I have to put up with from my wife. I am almost officially a saint. Ask the pope.
     
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    While at dinner for our anniversary

    "Let's go to the strip club. I'd like to see our neighbor (gal) work"
     
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