Best advice I ever got

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  1. Jlmini30

    Jlmini30 Weekend Warrior

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    IMG_0614.JPG Alright guys as deer season approaches we will also enter the season of long drives and living off gas station food and McDonald's. This means we will inevitably have multiple encounters with the urinals of these establishments, and all the old pee, pubes, and other excrement that come with them.

    Our greatest enemy in this endeavor is the dreaded splashback. Covering your legs in your own p*ss is a bad way to start your all day sit.

    So I give to you the ultimate anti splashback guide. Who knows, this might make the difference in your season!
     
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    Who gave you this tid bit of info? How many years had you been pissing all over yourself?
     
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    Definitely longer than I care to admit. I thought there was no way around it...

    In all seriousness though this picture was above a urinal at a gas station and I was like, "Holy cow it works!!"
     
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    I dont understand. What exactly is being done differently in the second picture?
     
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    Never had this issue. Many guys are cursed with their “shortcomings” and are lucky to get it past the teeth on their zipper and have no hope of employing any amount of guidance whereas I was not cursed. My concern is the height of the urinal and am glad most gas stations installed the new lower urinals for the handicapped and kids as I was tired of having to reel it back or bend it to keep from dropping it onto the cold porcelain.

    :fro:
     
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    I'm thinking if you haven't already figured out how not to splash piss on yourself you really don't care.
     
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    Then try standing like the rest of us men do
     
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    I do, and some times on my tip toes so as not to drop it on the cold porcelain. (THUMP!)
     
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    Swamp Stalker Legendary Woodsman

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    You've heard the saying about the guy who brags about it right?
     
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    No but I will assume that means he is speaking from experience and the guys with the shortcoming get upset and call the other guy a bragger because of their inadequacy. Like the IL guy and the MN guy and the WI guy that were on a camping trip and while sitting around the fire, they started to talk about who was the toughest among them. The MN guy bragged about his toughness as did the guy from IL. The guy from WI just sat quietly stirring the fire with his manhood. :biggrin:
     
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    Lol to all the responses. I'm just glad a thread I posted got double digit replies
     
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    We all can hold it with 4 fingers. Some end up with three of them being wet.
     
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    I would shake your hand, but no.
     
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    Me before and after reading this thread.

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    Kfili Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Man just for the sake of gifs im glad i didnt back out as quickly as I usually would have.
     
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    Your aren't supposed to sit on a urinal .... just sayin...


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