Brandi in Russia

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  1. Germ

    Germ Legendary Woodsman

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    Brandi sent me a note this morning, I believe she wanted to marry me and have my children, will never know if it would have worked out. Granted the note was in Russian, so she could have been trying to sell me Blue Blocker Sun glasses.

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    Brandi Call me!!
     
  2. MN_Jay

    MN_Jay Die Hard Bowhunter

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    You should scambait her/him. I used to have a lot of fun doing this when I more time on my hands. You could start by emailing him them back (preferably from a gmail account since they can't trace the IP) and tell her you are the pastor of the church of the holy bowhunter and are looking to grow the international membership and let the fun begin, you will be amazed at the things they will do if they think they are getting money.

    For instance, as part of the initiation into the church they have to pose with a sign pledging their allegiance to the gods of the holy bowhunter. Of course one foot has to be raised and one hand on the head, the initiation process is quite specific and must be strictly adhered to...:-). After they send the pic then of course is phase 2 of the initiation....
     
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    Funny.. my msg was in Vietnamese... mostly at least lol Lil couple Chinese and Japanese names thrown in lmao
     
  4. Spear

    Spear Grizzled Veteran

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    At least you guys get offers, my spammers just think I have the world's worst case of erectile dysfunction.
     
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    indynotch50 Grizzled Veteran

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    Did Brandi happen to attach a pic to the request?
    Might not be a bad proposition depending on some circumstances.
     
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    takemrarely Weekend Warrior

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    Are you saying there is a BEST case of erectile dysfunction?
     
  7. Spear

    Spear Grizzled Veteran

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    Well there is mild and severe cases, but you have a good point. Any ED is bad ED.
     
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    wisconsin bow hunter Weekend Warrior

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    Heck... I just had an email informing me on the benefits of "Breast Augmentation"... as if I had to be told about the benefits... come on...:hail:
     
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    Parker70 Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Had a nice young man call my work phone the other day. Best I could determine he sounded African.?. He informed me that the US government was willing to give me hundreds of thousands of dollars. All he needed was my social and a bank account number. I asked a few questions out of pure interest and the deal sounded too good to be true. When I told him that he had reached me on my government issued cell phone while sitting in my government office he got nervous and hung up? I don't get it. I was really looking forward to all the government money once he got my social and account number....
     
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    wl704 Legendary Woodsman

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    I think that guy's father is a Nigerian prince...
     
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    I've got women all over the globe that way. I spend about two hours per day typing out emails to them all. Three in Russia, five in China, one in Japan, a dozen in Portugal and Venezuela, two in Argentina, one in Mexico City and one in Tijuana. The one in Tijuana is my favorite, she gets on snap chat and does dirty stuff. She's flying in for a visit in July and we're going to go on vacation in Egypt. While in Egypt I'm going to meet one of my other girls in person for the first time...it's going to be special.
     
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    I keep getting penis reduction offers! What's up with that?
     

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