A bunch of us guys got together tonight and ate rabbit. Just before dinner, another hunting friend walks in, sits down, asks to have everyone's attention and claimed that he killed something today that none of us ever have before - this got everyone's attention but the older guys started laughing because they've killed everything in the books. "I was coming home from work tonight, pulled in my driveway and saw something moving in my ditch...I thought someone must have hit an animal - it looked like a mink, beaver, muskrat, or something, it had some leaves over it so I couldn't really tell. I went back to the house and got a shovel so I could dispatch it, however, when I got to it, it wasn't moving anymore..until a car passed. I immediately hit it with the shovel but didn't feel any resistance, just the ground. I pushed the leaves back, and it was a weave." We all got a really good laugh out of that.
