Well I get out to an area on public land that I have been wanting to hunt today. Get. In my stand about 630 saw a couple does a 6pt and a small 8 put before 9am. Thinking great day today. Well about 9am my stomach starts rumbling and I am thinking should never ate that chili last night. Look at my watch is 910, I'll get down around 10. Well about 930 I couldn't hold on any longer. Get out of my climber the fastest I ever had. I'm running through the woods ripping off my jacket harness just throwing stuff on the ground. Now I'm only about 50yards from my stand and I have to go. So I find a. Nice log to sit on and do my business and about the time I'm done the log breaks and I fall right in my own business. So now I'm on my way home to take a nice shower.
Sorry to any one else that hunts the pedlar wma in mon County wv. I any one saw me they would be laughing so hard. I was cussing. The bad thing was I had to climb back up the tree. I was in a hurry didn't get my backpack. It was still in tree 25feet up.
Very funny. I give you credit for telling your crappy story!! Sorry, couldnt stop myself!! BTW, take 2 showers!!
Classic!!!I haven't had any "crappy" hunting stories but I have plenty from fishing bass tournaments! LOL!
That stinks . I'm sorry but at least you had the guts to tell every. I know I wouldn't have told anyone, not famly, not even anyone I know that can keep a secret.
Reminds me of my Grandad. "Oh lordy I done waited to long" Its a classic story that gets told every time the boys get together.
lol....!!!!!! that is one for the record books buddy!!! save this thread in your favorites....your children and grandchildren will get a kick outta that one
I had a similar occurrence happen earlier in this season.. Except I didn't make it to a log, only made it about 10 yards from my treestand and I didn't have any TP. my boxer briefs were nothing but a elastic band around my waste when was I done lmao. Happens to the best of us.
