Kids do the darndest things...

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  1. Spear

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    How is it possible for a 3 year old girl to take a foot long pop can sized 2 flusher ghost turd on a weekly basis? If you don't know what a ghost turd is, it's when there's nothing on the TP when you wipe. I KNOW some of you parents out there have experienced this, please explain this to me or elaborate on something else your kid does that amazes you.
     
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    What are you feeding that girl? Lol. I haven't experienced this with my 2 year old.


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    She didn't start this until around the time she turned 3 and we haven't changed anything in her diet. In a normal day she eats eggs or fruit bar with a side of fruit for breakfast and vegetables with a meat and grain (like turkey or turkey dogs and rice or chicken and wheat bread) or something along those lines for lunch and dinner. For snacks she might have a few gold fish, corn puffs, or mini muffins but that's maybe 2-3 times a week at most. She drinks milk or juice for breakfast, water throughout the day, and milk with dinner.
     
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    We dealt with this when our daughter was about 3 or so too. I think they don't like to go so they just hold it as long as they can sometimes. She grew out of it eventually.
     
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    I hope so, using the plunger is getting old. But I still laugh in astonishment every time.
     
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    My 7 year old takes way bigger dumps than I do. No idea how.
     
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    My 2 year old can take some massive craps. I'm pretty thankful that she is finally starting to tell us when she has to go.
     
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    My stepson did the same thing he would go until his body couldn't hold it any longer. Some of his dumps had to be like giving birth it was weird.
     
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    so it's come to this......
     
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    I'm so glad I'm not the only parent to experience this. It's the Dad life man...

     
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    this thread is in the toilet..
     
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    You all make me never want to be a parent.

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