Trying to decide which hat to wear on the stand for opening day, while I throw few cold ones back, waiting on Good ol mr mossy horns Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
I'd really like it to have the brotherhood logo, or major-league bow hunter logo, so people know I'm a serious Hunter Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Well this is my truck now, but I don't think I'm getting the point across And I have this in my rear window Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
People will know you are a big time and serious bowhunter if you insert more impactful words into your everyday vocabulary. Use terms like "hit list buck" in every conversation. That way people will know you are really hard core. Insert therms explaining you name all your hit list bucks with really awesome names that only serious bowhunters would use. They will know right away that you are probably a pro staffer. Lots of street cred right there.
Get a awesome deer hunting tattoo as well. Lots of blood and stuff so people will know you are hardcore.
Make sure to get more stickers for your rear window that you have actual square inches of glass so lesser bowhunters will know you are a hit list hunter. (and pro-staffer). Get some truck nuts and decorate the tailgate.
I already have my catchphrase For when I Center punch a buck A salute with my right hand followed by "Ditch your wives, grab your knives, it's guttin time boys!" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Its like you dont even want to be famous. You really need to hire a choreographer that will help you add some moves to that. And add "BOOMCHACKALACA" to the end so it catches on. Instead of dropping the mic and walking off the stage, drop an arrow.
When I go into the woods I go to hunt. Not wear camo hats. If you wear a camo hat you must not be into hunting like I am.
