Yyyyyyooooouuuuu...might be a bowhunter...

Thought it might me fun to poke a little fun at ourselves for the holiday. So, in the tradition of Jeff Foxworthy's you might be a redneck jokes, post your tell tale signs that someone may just be a bowhunter.

If you wear a release like it"s a piece of jewelry...

If you can tell the difference between Mossy Oak and Realtree camo from 20 yards...



What are some more?

 

Here's a bunch of my favorites. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!


1. While watching Bambi with the kids, you rough score Bambi's dad.
2. When your significant other says "Dear" You reply "Where?"
3. You keep your most expensive clothes in a garbage bag filled with dirt and leaves.
4. You schedule vacations around the moon phases.
5. You start a fight at church over whether Noah took a typical or Non-typical buck aboard the ark.
6. You total your truck hitting a deer and think "I hope the backstraps are okay"
7. Instead of family pics in your wallet, you have trail cam pics of hitlist bucks.
8. When you first saw a "drone" in the news you thought "Mobile Trail Cam"
9. You follow the price of corn like a Wall Street commodities trader.
10. When a non-hunting friend says "Look at that rack" you scan for deer.

 

^^^All bases covered here hahahaha great stuff!^^

 

Great stuff,thanks!!

 

Dam I wish I wasn't drinking beer when I read these. I snorted beer out my nose laughing so hard.

Beefie

 

You have cover scent wafers hanging from your rearview mirror instead of the scented pine tree air fresheners.
You get good at peeing in a bottle with no spillage
You watch the weather forcast in the fall as much as a farmer does in the summer

 

You're on bowhunting.com on thanksgiving.


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When you sit in a treestand for 12 hours a day for 2 weeks straight (except Sundays)?

 

You thought about installing a pole in your living room because you find your climber so comfortable.

 

Haha! That's awesome

 

-You know you're a bowhunter when you take your girlfriend scouting as your "hike" together
-You know you're a bowhunter when the smell of perfume induces panic attacks instead of arousal
-You know you're a bowhunter when the sight of red poinsettias gets your adrenaline going (the leaves look like lung blood)

 

Yea these always get me going!

 

Good stuff. Most expensive clothes in a trash bag is right to a Tee. Hilarious

 

You might be a bow hunter when you use lighted nocks on your Christmas tree for lights!

 

Happy Thanksgiving
This covers it all and I'm still laughing!

 

When ever someone is telling you about a great buck they killed or first question is always "with a bow or rifle?"


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if Wildlife Research's Trails End smells better then perfume

 

When driving by a roadkill deer you have two thoughts immediately.

"Was that a rack?" followed by.."that deer still looks pretty fresh"

 

You get irritated at your wife because you just got through washing your hunting cloths in scent free detergent and the house reeks of the fantastic dinner she's making you.


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