Farting while in stand?

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  1. Slugger

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    Do you fart or hold it in while out bowhunting?
     
    Slugger, Jul 4, 2014
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    Are you serious? Let'er rip! I am marketing a special grunt tube if you are worried about it! It's $39.95. NO RETURNS!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!
     
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    I always hold em in!!!!
     
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    I let it out, but try to keep em quiet. Lol
     
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    If you have a padded seat... Go for it! But wood or plastic.. I wouldn't. Hahahah.
     
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    Yes....but always make sure it's really a fart first by letting it slip out slowly
     
    Swamp Stalker, Jul 5, 2014
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    Three to choose from solid liquid or gas the combination of any two will ruin your hunt :nana:
     
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    th.jpg
     
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    If you are having a problem try buying some "beano" or get 2 of those cough suppressors, paint one brown so you dont mix them up!!!!!
     
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    LOL! ^what he said^
     
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    Why would you not fart? You think a deer can sniff it and think " Oh, that's Bob over there, I know the smell of his fart anywhere".
     
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    If a deer is downwind to smell your fart, it smells your actual scent as well already. Don't sweat it.
     
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    I let em rip but I keep them silent and deadly. Swamp Stalker also brings up a good point.
     
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    Oh my gosh I think I just peed my pants. Why would you hold it in?
     
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    DUDE...
    Deer Fart, so I just stand up and fart in their general direction!

    I thought bodybuilders never farted anyway :tu:
     
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    I have a scent loc suit so I can let it rip:)
     
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    [video=youtube_share;c9GU4P-1AWI]http://youtu.be/c9GU4P-1AWI[/video] This always cracked me up!
     
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  19. Slugger

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    Yea these things sound like trains coming haha!
     
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  20. Slugger

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    That was awesome. Never seen that before haha. That deserves it owns thread. That deer has talent.
     
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    Came to post that same video.
     
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