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  1. 130Woodman

    130Woodman Grizzled Veteran

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  2. PSEREVENGEMAN

    PSEREVENGEMAN Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Not sure if this is a gag or not.
     
  3. CowboyColby

    CowboyColby Die Hard Bowhunter

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    That's awesome

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  4. Fitz

    Fitz Legendary Woodsman

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    Who's Fritz? :poke:
     
  5. 130Woodman

    130Woodman Grizzled Veteran

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    What you look like a Fritz or Bull from Night Court.[​IMG]

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  6. tacklebox

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    haha nice Dan, slow today?
     
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    I laughed. Nicely done!

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  8. Siman/OH

    Siman/OH Legendary Woodsman

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    Very well done sir, very well done.

    That swamp donkey is bastard.
     
  9. jfergus7

    jfergus7 Legendary Woodsman

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    Now that is funny!

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  10. Schuls

    Schuls Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Ahaha too funny....now I'm waiting to see Oly's reply!!!
     
  11. Oly44

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    Haha it's funny because it's true. Hopefully the book really does help I expect to put down something bigger than 50 pounds thanks to the book :tu:

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    Well played
     
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    Matr138920 Weekend Warrior

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    Thats about as funny as a guy in vegas with a card counting for dummies book. NICE
     
  14. jrk_indle84

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    You forgot the "But wait there's more." Ha pretty funny though
     
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    HunterC. Weekend Warrior

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    Haha that's great!!
     
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    That's funny


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  17. POWERHAWK_11

    POWERHAWK_11 Die Hard Bowhunter

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    That's good.
     
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    Hahaha to funny!!
     
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    Woodman speaks the truth. Since I've read this program, no ball sack has touched my forehead. Life could not be better.





    Well done Dan.
     
  20. Matt

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    Good stuff! :tu:
     

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